//alert.js
click_count=0;
function nothing()
{
	click_count++;
	x=Math.floor(Math.random()*4);
	if (click_count>8)
	{
		alert ("Try looking for Help at the\nbottom of the page...");
	}
	else
	{
		switch(x)
		{
			case 0: alert ("There's nothing there.");break;
			case 1: alert ("That is not the Worm");break;
			case 2: alert ("Nope, the Worm has a hoody");break;
			case 3: alert ("Nothing there. Do you like Herr Worm?");break;
			default:alert ("Try again, he's not there");break;
		}
	}
}
function insult()
{
	click_count++;
	x=Math.floor(Math.random()*5);
	if (click_count>8)
	{
		alert ("Try looking for Help at the\nbottom of the page...");
	}
	else
	{
		switch(x)
		{
			case 0: alert ("Are you a numpty?");break;
			case 1: alert ("What's your IQ?... Zero!");break;
			case 2: alert ("Have you got mud for brains?");break;
			case 3: alert ("You're not the early bird!");break;
			default:alert ("I've seen a right legged worm\nwith more brains than you!");break;
		}
	}
}
function big_insult()
{
	click_count++;
	x=Math.floor(Math.random()*5);
	if (click_count>8)
	{
		alert ("Try looking for Help at the\nbottom of the page...");
	}
	else
	{
		switch(x)
		{
			case 0: alert ("I've seen slugs with more\nbrains than you!");break;
			case 1: alert ("Are you controlling the mouse\nwith your... foot?");break;
			case 2: alert ("Give up now!\nYour're a failure;-)");break;
			case 3: alert ("Chop yourself in half to\ndouble your chances!");break;
			default:alert ("If the Worm was any bigger...");break;
		}
	}
}
function elke()
{
	click_count++;
	alert ("Elke has Herr Worm!");
}